How can I focus and write a essay with this staring at me? “Jefferson stands helpless, caught between King George and Napoleon” #lmao #tiredofyourshit #wtfguys #getittogether #fetchisnevergonnahappen
7 months ago · 0 notes
Watching Arthur and this comes up….uhmm what is with the Asian lady on the billboard? And Royal Tofu? So much confusion…..
7 months ago · 0 notes
lmaoooo I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS!
9 months ago · 3 notes
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1 year ago · 8,608 notes · Source
how long did it take her to write this?
im to lazy to read it but im just guessing its worth reblogging if someone could translate this into english that would be splendid.
Usually I can decipher stupid.
But this is like, a whole new species of retard.I’m going to regret this but,
‘So for the new years, my resoultuion is to be ???? losing eighty pounds and be even more ?????bootylicious????. I ??? know what I be already ???? ?? ??? ?? ???????????????????????????????? ? ? ???????????? ???
So for the new years, my resolution is going to be losing eighty pounds and be even more bootylicious. I know that I am already sexy how I am but ever since I gave birth, My doctor(or dear I have no idea but it looks like doctor.) said that I have to lose some weight because he doesn’t want me to get raped because my fat is too sexy. Damn nigger I’m drinking from my dog dish, Just spit on my computer screen. Time to go shave my pubic hair and slap a hoe. I’m out like a rocket ship.
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1 year ago · 6,328 notes · Source
Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history.
omg. that’s so horrible it’s hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
she doesn’t even move away, and one of the hands actually TOUCHES her and she’s just like “….. O: “
GFNKHNKJFBGDFJKGBDKUYV
LOL WTF
I MUST WATCH THIS. WHAT IS THE NAME?
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1 year ago · 313,357 notes
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1 year ago · 54,887 notes · Source
everyone should should watch this at least twice
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1 year ago · 103,777 notes · Source
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
total dominatttiooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
why did i find this so funny?
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1 year ago · 150,638 notes · Source
Randomly found this on my laptop. This is what I do when I’m bored after studying for hours.
1 year ago · 1 note
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