How can I focus and write a essay with this staring at me? “Jefferson stands helpless, caught between King George and Napoleon” #lmao #tiredofyourshit #wtfguys #getittogether #fetchisnevergonnahappen

How can I focus and write a essay with this staring at me? “Jefferson stands helpless, caught between King George and Napoleon” #lmao #tiredofyourshit #wtfguys #getittogether #fetchisnevergonnahappen

6 months ago · 0 notes

Forgot how much I loved Evanescence…so many memories. #middleschool #Evanescence #favoriteband #gothdays #lol

Forgot how much I loved Evanescence…so many memories. #middleschool #Evanescence #favoriteband #gothdays #lol

6 months ago · 3 notes

My favorite new show? hmmm…maybe. 

My favorite new show? hmmm…maybe. 

7 months ago · 43 notes

Clenching My Booty (by nigahiga)

8 months ago · 0 notes · Source

snowpikachu:

juilan:

I saw the video of the speed boat crash on youtube and thought it would be a little better with a skrillex bass drop

lmaoo!
I’m a senseless asshole for laughing, but shit!
Does anyone know if they’re okay? 

8 months ago · 82,999 notes · Source

lmaoooo I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS! 

9 months ago · 3 notes

pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

10 months ago · 37,954 notes · Source

My uncle asking me a question...

  • Uncle: Sidra, what do you call that thing?
  • Me: You've got to be kidding me...what thing are you talking about?
  • Uncle: Ja...laa....
  • Uncle: Come on you know this!
  • Me: -__- I don't know this.
  • Uncle: Jaaalaaaaa...pppppp....o?
  • Me: Jalapeno?
  • Uncle: Nooo that thing you drink in small cups.
  • Me: Cappuccino?....
  • Uncle: Yess, that. Very. Good.

10 months ago · 0 notes

jessicaandhearts:

hotbabysitter:

nonononononononono

my cat used to do this, i swear they secretly speak english, i thought it was my sister talking and went down the hall and found it was my cat speaking to another cat..

Sounds like my mother whenever I ask to go anywhere…lol :x

10 months ago · 66,678 notes · Source

effington:

petervidani:

This sink has a serious attitude problem.

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

lmaooo, wtf sounds like a cow dying. 

(via lindsaylohanthony)

10 months ago · 20,709 notes · Source


Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

omg, for a quick second I thought Jay Z’s face was photoshopped into this or something lol.

Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

omg, for a quick second I thought Jay Z’s face was photoshopped into this or something lol.

(via most-awkward-moments)

10 months ago · 2,050 notes · Source

penis-hilton:

hands down the best thing i’ve ever seen on the internet case closed

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

10 months ago · 57,430 notes · Source

Beauty and the BEAT! (by Toddymobs)////

lmfao ghetto spin to Beauty and Beast song. 

10 months ago · 1 note · Source

areyougayorwhat:

c-lue-less:

boys-from-baker-street:

I am so glad this came up on my dash again. I missed this.

It’s back! Must reblog every time!

Reblog reblog re-effing-blog.

IT CAME BACK!

i love all things on my dash making me laugh tonight.

forever reblog

this is me

(via catchingfireonpeetasbuns)

11 months ago · 165,247 notes · Source

lmao, not one fuck was given. 

(via profashionall)

11 months ago · 5,744 notes · Source