July 2012
uoa:
does running away from your problems count as exercising
elizabitchtaylor:
Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
biggest orgy fest.
When you're thinking about really inappropriate...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
When your mom cries and you're just like
forever90s:
My first boner →
georgiaboybornandraised:
m-addie:
eve1ette:
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I...
June 2012
6 tags
The awkward moment when you meet other paki girls...
…So they look at you with judgment wondering why your not married yet. I mean it has to be because I have too many issues or a bad past right? It couldn’t possibly be because I want an education and do something with my life and not rely on a man for income. -_- #Reasons why I don’t usually attend Paki weddings
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone.
WatchAwwww poor daddy!
Ganja Facts: A Ferris Wheel Will Get You High,... →
ganjafacts:
A Ferris Wheel Will Get You High, Then Low, Then High
The cool thing about this is that you’ve got some privacy. Nobody’s going to try to bust you when you’re two hundred feet in the air. And what could be cooler than getting stoned when the whole town is spread out below you can all you…
Omg you’re such a genius. (I know that sounds sarcastic but I mean it...
cryingvagina:
if i was a dj my name would be dj enzyme because i’m always breaking it down
4 tags
shippingwithshockblankets:
So let me get this straight
Republicans hate the fact America has socialised healthcare… and so, in protest, are threatening to move to a country… with socialised health care.
4 tags
National Anthem - Lana Del Rey ...
Watch:) awwww
Watchwrite-what-cant-be-said:
therecklessandthebowtie:
beautifuldisast-r:
nooby-banana:
zing-noir:
jj-homo:
princeaspartame:
seer-of-the-void:
azure-flare:
lonelycross:
thedeedeedee:
kaciart:
i-am-thedoctor:
I NEED FRIENDS LIKE THIS
Everyone should watch this.
My face hurts from smiling.
i smiled through it
;w;
this guy needs to do this everywhere ♫
OMFG...
